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lightkeyblade:

After a long-fought battle in Australia, a python bested a crocodile and swallowed the reptile whole over a span of several hours in Queensland, Australia.

The snake reportedly fought the croc for five hours in Lake Moondarra. Winning the fight, the python constricted its prey to death. The estimated 10-foot snake then dragged the 3-foot croc ashore and proceeded to swallow it whole in front of a group of onlookers.

National Geographic identified the snake as an olive python and the croc as a Johnson’s crocodile, both of which are native to Australia. After its hefty meal, the python should be full for at least a month.

(Source: The Huffington Post, via smokeweeedgethigh)

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i dont understand people who only sleep with one pillow

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camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

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I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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afootballobserver:

Inter Milan 1-1 Real Madrid [Friendly] 26/07/2014

Gareth Bale 10’

afootballobserver:

Inter Milan 1-1 Real Madrid [Friendly] 26/07/2014

Gareth Bale 10’

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afootballobserver:

AS Roma 2-3 Manchester United [Friendly] 26/07/2014

Miralem Pjanić 75’

afootballobserver:

AS Roma 2-3 Manchester United [Friendly] 26/07/2014

Miralem Pjanić 75’

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afootballobserver:

AS Roma 2-3 Manchester United [Friendly] 26/07/2014

Juan Mata 39’ (Assist: Wayne Rooney)

afootballobserver:

AS Roma 2-3 Manchester United [Friendly] 26/07/2014

Juan Mata 39’ (Assist: Wayne Rooney)

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afootballobserver:

AS Roma 2-3 Manchester United [Friendly] 26/07/2014

Wayne Rooney 36’

afootballobserver:

AS Roma 2-3 Manchester United [Friendly] 26/07/2014

Wayne Rooney 36’

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